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PanFish Inc. Searching for Respectable Person

Robert Hard (
Thu, 09 Feb 2006 18:18:24 -0800

Multinational fish selling company "PanFish Inc." searching for
respectable person to fill post of regional manager . Demands : age
21-61 years old, smart, communicative, prompt, call of duty,
readiness. PanFish Inc. is pleased to offer you a job as a regional
manager. We trust that your knowledge, skills and experience will be
among our most valuable assets.

Should you accept this job offer, per company policy you'll be
eligible to receive the following beginning on your hire date.

Salary: 1000-2000 per week
Profit sharing
Sick leave
Vacation and personal days
Please send your CV, profiles according this address :

PanFish Inc. seeks to hire only the best. We conduct business
following the spirit and the intent of the equal opportunity laws and
we strive towards maintaining a diverse community. We encourage
excellence at all levels in our organization. PanFish Inc. is an
equal opportunity affirmative action employer. Should you require
accommodation to apply for a position at PanFish Inc., please contact
us PanFish Inc. does not accept and does not respond to resumes that
are unsolicited.


Robert Hard, hiring coordinator.

[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Let me ask this question,
Mr. Hard. Would one of the new employee's duties be to accept payments
from 'international customers', deposit said payments in a bank
somewhere, convert the payments to money _you_ can use, deduct a fee,
then remit proceeds to _you_, who will vanish about the time the
sheriff, police, bank examiners show up looking for _me_? Tsk, tsk,
tsk. I did not think you were that way ... Perhaps you can also write
again and tell us why a large reputable company like yourself would
dirty his hands with a post office like AOL, the original and still
largest spam/scam operation on the net? And a two thousand dollar per
week salary, you say? My, that is really something ... and you would
make accomodations for me and my diseased brain. I can see now all my
readers here rushing to get in on this great opportunity. Mr. Hard,
if you are _for real_ please accept my apologies for having my tongue
in check .. err .. cheek, but somehow I feel that something is not
quite right.

Another three hours since the fiber cut; I sure hope cableone gets
their act togther sometime today. :( PAT]

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