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Date: 26 Dec 2022 09:35:55 -0500
From: Bill Horne <malQRMassimilation@gmail.com>
Subject: Attack of the Buzzword Boolean Blarney
In a story on nasdaq.com, marked as "Written by Zacks Equity Research,"
an organization which I'm not familiar with, there are various claims
which make for enjoyable reading.
The story claims that ...
"Cisco Systems CSCO recently announced its partnership with
T-Mobile TMUS to launch the world’s largest highly scalable and
distributed nationwide cloud native converged core gateway."
... and that ...
"T-Mobile moved its 5G and 4G traffic to the new cloud-native
core gateway boosting performance for customers with more than a
10% improvement in speed and latency."
... and that ...
"The world is going through its fourth industrial revolution,
which is data-driven and a primary reason behind the rise of
Internet of Things (IoT). Various enterprises are investing
heavily to rapidly digitize their organizations, reflecting the
shift to IoT, Artificial Intelligence (AI) Machine Learning (ML),
digitization and various cloud solutions."
... and that ...
"The recent partnership with T-Mobile is amongst its various
strategic alliances with global tech companies, which will help
Cisco to address growing megatrends and spread its newly launched
solutions globally."
Whew! I've fallen into the Buzzword Beatnick Bicentennial Bleeding
Blue Bloviation Basement! I mean, I thought I was a world-class hash
slinger, but whomever wrote this should go to work at Fox News!
If there's anyone out there who is able to unwind the wire-spring of
this wound-up palaver, please send in a translation. Thank you: I'll pay
you with a bottle of aspirin!
The source material starts at
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/cisco-csco-joins-forces-with-t-mobile-to-boost-prospects
Bill Horne, Moderator
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Bill Horne
Moderator, The Telecom Digest
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