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TELECOM Digest     Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:36:00 EST    Volume 23 : Issue 563

Inside This Issue:                             Editor: Patrick A. Townson

    Nude Photo Publisher Perfect 10 Sues Google (Lisa Minter)
    Bofra exploit hits The Register ad serving supplier (Monty Solomon)
    WiFi Centrino RANGE Increase POSSIBLE? (Michal)
    Re: What Wal-Mart Knows About Customers' Habits (Steve Sobol)
    Re: What Wal-Mart Knows About Customers' Habits (Lisa Hancock)
    Re: Sears and K-Mart (Scott Dorsey)
    Re: Sears and K-Mart (Steve Sobol)
    Re: Sears and K-Mart (Robert Bonomi)
    Re: Dropping SBC For a VoIP Solution - Vonage or Packet8? (John McHarry)
    Re: How Do I Learn an Unknown Number? (Nathan Strom)
    Re: Trial Shows How Spammers Operate (Scott Dorsey)
    Re: Anyone Having any Luck With Google Ads? (Gary Breuckman)
    Re: EFF: Anti-Spam Measures Block Free Speech (Scott Dorsey)
    Re: The Persuaders (Thomas A. Horsley)
    Deja Vu All Over Again (Patrick Townson)
    Last Laugh! Online Casino Buys Virgin Mary Sandwich For $28,000 (Minter)
    Last Laugh! Ordering a Pizza by Phone in 2008 (Patrick Townson)

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From: Lisa Minter <lisa_minter2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Nude Photo Publisher Perfect 10 Sues Google
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:02:54 EST


By Lisa Baertlein

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A California-based pornographer said on
Monday it has sued Google Inc.  alleging that its leading Internet
search engines are illegally allowing people to view hijacked versions
of its nude photos and to access its Web site with stolen passwords.

Perfect 10 -- whose current slogan is "The World's Most Beautiful
Natural Women" -- alleged in a lawsuit filed in federal court in Los
Angeles on Friday that Google's image search engine gives users
illegal access to photos it owns and produced, violating copyrights
and harming its ability to profit from the distribution of the photos
via its magazine and Web site.

Further, a Google Web search for "perfect10.com passwords" serves up a
list of usernames and passwords that would enable searchers to access
Perfect 10's Web site and bypass its $25.50 monthly membership fee.

"They're showing the pictures from my magazine and my Web site for
free so there's no reason for anyone to buy my products. To add insult
to injury, they give away my user names and passwords," said Norm
Zada, president of Beverly Hills, California-based Perfect 10.

Zada added that his company had sent almost 30 formal requests to
Google, asking the newly public company to remove the photos and
password lists from its search results. He said it sued after being
dissatisfied with Google's response.

In its lawsuit, Perfect 10 charges Google with copyright and trademark
infringement and circumvention of copyright protection systems. It
further alleges trademark dilution, unfair competition and violation
of rights of publicity.

The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages.

Google (GOOG.O) had not reviewed the lawsuit, said a spokesman, who
declined further comment.

In 2002, a federal appeals court ruled that Web sites may reproduce
and post "thumbnail" or down-sized versions of copyrighted
photographs. Nevertheless, it said displaying full-sized copies of
photographs is a copyright violation.

Google's image search results show photographic thumbnails.  Some of
those thumbnails link to sites that Perfect 10 said are illegally
displaying full-sized photographs it owns.

Earlier this year, Perfect 10 sued Visa, MasterCard and other
financial institutions, alleging they facilitated and have profited
from the illegal sale of pirated sex images flooding the Internet and
thus should bear responsibility for any related copyright violations.

Google, which went public in mid-August and runs a very profitable
advertising business, has been hit with several intellectual property
lawsuits from advertisers seeking to protect their trademarks.


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Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 09:20:27 -0500
From: Monty Solomon <monty@roscom.com>
Subject: Bofra Exploit Hits The Register Ad Serving Supplier


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/21/register_adserver_attack/

Bofra exploit hits our ad serving supplier
By Team Register
Published Sunday 21st November 2004 16:18 GMT

Important notice

Early on Saturday morning some banner advertising served for The
Register by third party ad serving company Falk AG became infected
with the Bofra/IFrame exploit. The Register suspended ad serving by
this company on discovery of the problem.

Bofra/IFrame is a currently unpatched exploit which affects Internet
Explorer 6.0 on all Windows platforms bar Windows XP SP2. If you may
have visited The Register between 6am and 12.30pm GMT on Saturday, Nov
20 using any Windows platform bar XP SP2 we strongly advise you to
check your machine with up to date anti-virus software, to install SP2
if you are running Windows XP, and to strongly consider running an
alternative browser, at least until Microsoft deals with the issue.

We have asked Falk for an explanation and for further details of the
incident, and pending this we do not intend to restart ad-serving via
the company. Falk will, we understand, be making a statement regarding
the matter on Monday.

Although the matter was beyond our direct control, we do not regard it
as acceptable for any Register reader to be exposed in this way, and
wish to apologise sincerely to anyone who was. Further information
about this particular exploit is available here or here.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/04/ie_iframe_vuln/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/10/bofra_worm/

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From: michalkuls@o2.pl (Michal)
Subject: WiFi Centrino RANGE Increase POSSIBLE?
Date: 23 Nov 2004 06:37:07 -0800
Organization: http://groups.google.com


Hi,

I have a Toshiba A50-101 which is Centrino (with Wifi of course) I'm
using Wifi access point from Linksys named WAG54G.  I need to use the
computer on other floor than the access point is. It works really
poor. The wifi range is not sufficient. Is it possible to increase my
wifi range by using some sort of PCMCIA antenna or something?

Thanks for any advice!

Regards,

Mike

[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: I increased my range *a little* using
an EZ-10 thing (see the EZ-10 web site). Basically, it uses tin-foil
around the antenna on the base unit to reflect the signal, or push
it forward. Considering its cost (free, with construction time about
ten minutes) you might want to see if it helps a little.  PAT]

------------------------------

From: Steve Sobol <sjsobol@JustThe.net>
Subject: Re: What Wal-Mart Knows About Customers' Habits
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:13:12 -0800
Organization: Glorb Internet Services, http://www.glorb.com


Robert Bonomi wrote:

> I've been in a Walmart precisely _once_ in my life (BB's are d*mn
> hard to find in the big cities these days -- the kid at the local
> hardware store said "what are BBs?"  *sigh* Walmart is about the
> *only* place in the area that has 'em.  I wasn't going shooting, I
> just needed a bunch of 'em as lightweight ball-bearings. Anyway ...)
> In that store, and in *every* *other*store*of*any*type* that takes
> 'mixed bag' (debit, credit, check, ATM) cards that I've been in in the
> last circa 10 years, the card NEVER LEAVES THE CUSTOMER'S HAND.

I beg to differ, Sir. At our Wal*Mart, you can swipe the card yourself
but more often than not, out of habit, I hand the card to the cashier
anyhow and she swipes it.

Same with grocery stores, etc. Generally people do swipe the cards
themselves but that is NOT always the case.

Then TELECOM Digest Editor noted in partial response:

> But in the customer service office, it is different. If you want to
> purchase a money order for example, you cannot use a credit card, only
> a debit card (bank/ATM card). So they want to take your card, look at
> it, etc. When the computer finishes printing up your money orders or
> your postage stamps (and other things you buy in that area) then the
> customer service person swipes your card on her side of the counter. 

Well, yeah; if I'm giving you a cash equivalent (money order, for
example), I'm going to make damned sure that the transaction goes
through. So, yes, I'm going to take extra precautions to that end.

I'm not, however, arguing that your Wal*Mart is wonderful. It's
entirely possible that it is horrid. Just making a couple
counterpoints to your points.

Paul A Lee wrote:

>> Why is it OK for the a big chain like Walgreen's (or CVS,
>> Rite-Aid, etc.) to come into a town and drive the little
>> independent drugstores out of business ... indeed you salute
>> them for opening a new store in your downtown
 
> More often than not, when a Rite Aid pharmacy replaces a little
> independent drugstore", we acquire and "pour over" the pharmacy
> business into a new or nearby existing Rite Aid store.

I didn't know this. If the Rite Aid five minutes from my house didn't
have absolutely horrendous customer service, this would be another
reason to shop there. (Front-end is ok, but the pharmacy employees are
all jerks. The other area Rite Aids have decent employees working for
them, and good customer service, and I've complained to the regional
manager about my neighborhood store and perhaps he's fixed things up
by now.)

The important thing is that, in this area, when Rite Aid bought the
local Thrifty drug stores, they kept the Thrifty ice-cream counters!
:)

(You gotta have priorities!)

JustThe.net Internet & New Media Services, http://JustThe.net/
Steven J. Sobol, Geek In Charge / 888.480.4NET (4638) / sjsobol@JustThe.net
PGP Key available from your friendly local key server (0xE3AE35ED)
Apple Valley, California     Nothing scares me anymore. I have three kids.

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From: hancock4@bbs.cpcn.com (Lisa Hancock)
Subject: Re: What Wal-Mart Knows About Customers' Habits
Date: 23 Nov 2004 08:04:49 -0800
Organization: http://groups.google.com


bonomi@host122.r-bonomi.com (Robert Bonomi) wrote 
 
> Doing multiple charges against a card is simply *not* one of them.
> The audit trail catches it at the end-of-shift, or over-night, at
> worst. And the records point directly to the perp.

An audit trail works only if someone actually reads and checks the
audit trail.  There have been many crimes of stealing because an
audited wasn't conducted until a long time (sometimes years) after the
transaction, or all the money finally disappeared.

There was a recent case of an armored truck crew stealing from ATM
machines they filled with cash.  Apparently no one bothered to check
how much cash was still in the ATM before they refilled it, so the
crews could take that cash without accountability.

For some reason, an awful lot of people today are terrified of simple
income and balance sheet statements.  Anyone involved in a business
must read and understand these reports every month and watch for
unusual transactions.  From time to time a detailed external audit of
every transaction is necessary.  Many businesses -- large and small --
run into big trouble because no one is studying and understanding the
monthly financial reports.
 
> A cashier, and customer, _in_collusion_, can steal merchandise from
> the store, by the simple expedient of the cashier 'failing to ring'
> the item as it passes to the sacking area.

Stores check for that by using (1) private detectives who come into a
store and monitor employees and (2) CCTV cameras on the register.
Stores that hire a lot of kids have to watch them giving free stuff to
their friends or under-ringing.

Apparently no one cares at all about youngsters selling cigarettes to
their underage friends -- that practice is rampant.

> Stealing money from the till is a real problem. There is a known
> count (counted by _several_ people, including you) in the till when
> you start, every sale is recorded, how much money is given in, and how
> much change is given out, are also recorded.  

But is it checked by an independent person?  Sometimes yes, sometimes
no.

In business, the issuing and receiving checks, the gross amounts
received and disbursed need to be compared with the invoices and
vouchers by a separate person as well as by outside auditors.  People
set up a phony accounts payable account which is actually themselves.
Auditing checks vs. separately prepared vouchers helps prevents that.
 
> Bringing up the possibility of 'employee theft' early on, putting them
> on the defensive -- was *not* particularly smart.  At least, not if
> you wanted their help in getting to the bottom of things.

One regional convenience store chain got into hot water by taking a
very aggressive approach with this.  When they suspected an employee
of theft (ie eating a bag of potato chips without paying for it) they
pulled them into a back room and threatened them with severe criminal
charges unless they confessed and pleaded guilty to a minor charge,
which most employees did out of fear regardless if they actually
stole.

IIRC, a major national chain used lie-detectors on hiring employees or
on existing employees suspected of theft.

[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Independence Walmart has some very
young cashiers now and then and there was a problem where the kids
were ringing up beer and cigarettes for their friends, etc. So does
Marvins, but Walmart changed their system where any purchases of
tobacco products have to be taken to *one single register* for
handling.  All tobacco products are stored at that one register, and
whatever you ask for, the clerk gets it from the shelf and gives it to
you (after payment). Beer on the other hand, because of its larger,
bulky size can go through any register with your other purchases. I
was in Walmart one day and they had all young kids at the registers.
Some guy came though with his shopping cart full of stuff including a
six-pack of some beer. The kid rings up *everything else* (moving the
beer out the way on the conveyor belt, then he said into the overhead
loudspeaker "twenty one! Register 7" and just stood there.  The old
biddy who works in the office there stuck her head out of the door,
and looked over at him, then walked over to his register.  *She*
swiped the beer on the glass of the scanner, and put it in the plastic
bags they use for customer merchandise, then turned the register back
over to him, and waddled back to the office. The kid collected all the
money but knew better than to touch or handle or 'be in possession of'
the alcohol personally as Walmart stipulates. I guess the law requires
them to have a person over the age of 21 make those sales.  PAT]

------------------------------

From: kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Sears and K-Mart
Date: 23 Nov 2004 11:47:07 -0500
Organization: Former users of Netcom shell (1989-2000)


In article <telecom23.559.3@telecom-digest.org>,
Thomas A. Horsley <tom.horsley@att.net> wrote:

>> ...Frontier -- has at least some walk-in offices.  I wonder what the
>> Bells are so afraid of that non-Bells aren't ...

> My impression has always been that they feel they are "The Phone
> Company" and By God you ought to be using your $#@! phone to do
> business with them.  Many years ago I went to a local phone office to
> try and solve some problem in the hope that speaking to a real person
> would help, and all they did was put me on the phone with somebody
> :-).

"My phone doesn't work."

"Sir, you need to call this number..."

"But my phone doesn't work."

--scott

"C'est un Nagra.  C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

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From: Steve Sobol <sjsobol@JustThe.net>
Subject: Re: Sears and K-Mart
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:06:03 -0800
Organization: Glorb Internet Services, http://www.glorb.com


Lisa Hancock wrote:

> As to the costs of running an office, the rent in a small town main
> street will be much less than in a downtown city.  The incremental
> cost of providing customer space would be modest.

> Further, the office might double has an office for engineers and
> contractors who have business with the phone company, so adding a few
> POTS customers here and there is no big deal -- in other words, a
> receptionist and waiting room are already there.  In contrast, a big
> phone company in a city could get flooded with customers and would
> need much more expensive space.

Further to my comments about Verizon still owning and operating retail
stores:

Verizon has a large operation here in the Victor Valley. Aside from
the five or six COs they have within fifteen mintues of each other,
they have a Verizon Plus retail store and a call center operation. The
Verizon call center in Victorville handles 411 directory assistance
for Verizon landline and Verizon Wireless customers, and presumably
also customers of other LECs and wireless providers. In addition, the
Victorville CO on Mojave Drive is much larger than you'd normally
expect a CO to be, and since there are a large number of company
trucks, etc., in its parking lot, I assume it's some sort of regional
service center.

So it makes sense to have a human presence here, and they have had one
at least since GTE and probably since back in the ConTel days (the
call center still has an old sign out front that reads "GTE Employee
Parking").

SBC is a different animal. Ameritech Ohio used to be headquartered in
downtown Cleveland, at Erieview Plaza, and the Ameritech building did
have walk-up windows for customers. SBC, while still maintaining
corporate offices at Erieview, no longer has the space for customers,
although they might have a Cingular Wireless store there (but for some
reason I recall the closest Cingular corporate store being a few
mintues away). I believe this is SOP for SBC ...

JustThe.net Internet & New Media Services, http://JustThe.net/
Steven J. Sobol, Geek In Charge / 888.480.4NET (4638) / sjsobol@JustThe.net
PGP Key available from your friendly local key server (0xE3AE35ED)
Apple Valley, California     Nothing scares me anymore. I have three kids.

------------------------------

Organization: Robert Bonomi Consulting
Subject: Re: Sears and K-Mart
From: bonomi@host122.r-bonomi.com (Robert Bonomi)
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 06:13:11 +0000


In article <telecom23.560.5@telecom-digest.org>,
Robert Bonomi <bonomi@host122.r-bonomi.com> wrote:

[[..  munch  ..]]

> Beyond that, it is a matter of 'priorities'.  Is 'cutting costs' more
> important than 'customer convenience', or not?  Everybody comes down
> on a different side of that question on various things.  Look at how
> few companies have a live person answering the main phone number any
> more, for one example.  They figure that the cost savings of the d*mn
> 'auto attendant' are 'worth' the increase in customer aggravation, and
> wasted _customer_ time (after all *they* aren't paying for the
> customer's time :).

> [TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Yet, they have the temerity to wonder 
> 'why customers go postal' sometimes ... and your two reasons given for
> why there are no more (or very few) public offices available any longer
> does not explain how small independent telcos still manage to do it:

Yes, it *does*.  Repeating from the above paragraph: "It is a matter of
'priorities'.  The smaller telco has decided the additional cost _is_
worth it.  The big telco has made a different decision.

> Making floor space available for chairs and the cost of rent is an
> equal problem for them. And I would suppose theoretically the problem
> of someone 'going postal' is also worth considering.

Actually, it is _not_ an 'equal' problem, as far as costs.  Yes, it is
an expense, but the magnitude of the expense is _considerably_
different.  Whether you look at it in absolute dollar cost per square
foot, -or- in terms of the price they sell their service for.  It's
strange, but the cost of 'basic' service from a traditional telephone
company varies by only a factor of about 2, nation-wide.  Rental
pricing for an 'equivalent' (in terms of customer accessibility --
locale, transportation, 'convenience', etc.) 'storefront' space
encompasses a range of more than 15:1.


> But why do you suppose the small, non-Bell telcos don't have those
> problems,

Who says they "don't" have those problems?  The same issues exist.
The dollar-value of the costs may be significantly different.  The
_perception_ by the company of maintaining the service may be that it
*is* =worth= a higher cost.

It's not that they "don't have" those problems, but they either do not
_have_them_to_the_same_degree_, or have 'valued' customer convenience
differently.

_What_ they use to make the decision, is a different matter from _why_
somebody comes down on a specific _side_ of a given issue.  And "how" 
they went about making that decision is yet another issue.

> and can continue to operate their public facilities?

The answer to that, as anyone with intelligence above that of an idiot
can plainly see, is: "Because they _choose_ do do so."  They have made
a 'business decision' that the additional 'hard dollar' costs _are_
worth the 'intangible benefit' in "customer satisfaction".  Other
companies have made a _different_ determination regarding the relative
benefits vs costs.

Maybe the costs are different. Maybe the perception of 'value' is
different.  In one case they decided value outweighs costs.  In the
other case, they decides that costs were higher than the value
derived.

The issue is not one of "can" vs. "can't".  but "chose to" vs. "chose
not to".

The answer to _any_ question -- in the business world, at least --
that starts off "Why don't they ...", is *always* "Money".  When two
businesses make a different decision on the same subject, it is
because either their 'costs' are different, or the *perceived* value
of the benefit to the company is different.

> Do you think if SBC were to outsource all its 'customer service'
> functions to China or India they would be able to get rid of all
> their pseudo problems with finding good, cheap real estate?  PAT]

A question resting on a false assumption (i.e., that it is a 'pseudo
problem') has no meaningful answers.

That aside, one of the 'attractions' (to management) of 'off-shore'
outsourcing of *anything* IS that 'costs' are lower, Often
_dramatically_ lower.  Many times enough lower to more than offset the
increased costs of having the job done in a 'remote' location.  The
straight 'hard-dollar' economic-analysis makes such actions nearly
_irresistible_.  Only when one factors in the (sometimes -major-)
negative impact on 'customer satisfaction' does _any_ question arise.

------------------------------

From: John McHarry <mcharryj@bellsouth.net>
Subject: Re: Dropping SBC For a VoIP Solution -- Vonage or Packet8 ??
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 02:38:34 GMT
Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net


I have Packet8 because I could not get a local Vonage number, and they
are a bit less expensive. It is good enough for me, although not quite
landline quality. It is probably slightly better than cellular, but
there is noticeable delay and degradation when talking to a cell
phone, probably due to the double compression.

I made one international call to Germany, which didn't last long
enough to get a good notion of the quality, but the return call seemed
to sound better, so I wonder about the quality of the transatlantic
link.

Soon after you get it you probably want to upgrade the firmware in the
interface box. It is painless, and there are fixes and features that
were not in the firmware as shipped. That may no longer be the case,
but it doesn't hurt to make sure.

------------------------------

From: nstrom@ananzi.co.za (Nathan Strom)
Subject: Re: How Do I Learn an Unknown Number?
Date: 23 Nov 2004 07:46:52 -0800
Organization: http://groups.google.com


rekingus@yahoo.com (reking) wrote in message
news:<telecom23.561.4@telecom-digest.org>:

> Anyone know how I can retrieve a phone number for a line that I have
> recently discovered within our business.

> SBC is our carrier but they tell me I would have to have someone come
> out and trace the line at a charge. Is there a way of determining the
> nimber by using some code entered on the phone.

If there's a dialtone on the line, hook up a phone and try calling
1-888-902-9998. It should read back the number of the calling phone.

[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: I tried it just now and it worked fine
on my Vonage line, and also on my cell phone line.   PAT]

------------------------------

From: kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Trial Shows How Spammers Operate
Date: 23 Nov 2004 11:02:08 -0500
Organization: Former users of Netcom shell (1989-2000)


In article <telecom23.558.1@telecom-digest.org>, jdj <jdj@now.here>
wrote:

> On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 03:12:34 -0500, Dan Lanciani wrote:

>> My filters respond to every (seemingly) spam message with a note
>> indicating how to bypass the filter if in fact the mail is not spam.
>> (Actually they do this only once per sender per some months, but you
>> get the idea.)  I really can't just dump (seeming) spam in the bucket
>> since there are a few false positives.  But I get 1500+ spams per day
>> and I can't look at them all.

> Chances are that your filters are sending responses to forged
> addresses.  Occasionally I see messages like that and they are treated
> like spam, since they have nothing to do with me and responding to
> them is useless.  They go to /dev/null. Until it's full.

I am totally inundated these days with misidirected challenge/response
messages and bounces from spammers that send out huge amounts of spam
using my e-mail in the return address.  It's got to the point where I
just dump anything from mail-daemon or from postmaster addresses, and
I just dump anything that looks like a C/R.  When someone does a spam
run with my return address, I will get ten to fifteen thousand bounces
in a 24 hour period.  This is very annoying.

You _might_ do a lot better just to extract the first Received: line from
the header and send a complaint to wherever that came from.  For example,
take the following procmail rule:

# Comcast dynamic addresses

:0
* ? /usr/local/bin/formail -xReceived: -uReceived: | grep client.comcast.net
|cat $HOME/spam - | Mail -s "Your Spam" abuse@comcast.net

We can basically be sure that if something comes from a dynamically
allocated address on comcast, that it's spam from a zombie machine, so
the false positive rate on this is basically zero.  Real mail from
comcast customers comes from the comcast mail server.

Of course, Comcast doesn't care and they won't do anything about the
complaints, but it will make you feel better to report the stuff
anyway.  And there are legitimate ISPs that do actually take care of
problems, although these days they are increasingly in the minority.

--scott

"C'est un Nagra.  C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

------------------------------

From: Gary Breuckman <puma@catbox.com>
Subject: Re: Anyone Having any Luck With Google Ads?
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:05:24 -0600
Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com
Reply-To: puma@catbox.com


Jeffrey Mattox wrote:

> Pat:

> [Please withhold my email address if you publish this.]

>    [TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: I have not had very good luck with them
>    to date. They seem to undercount hits to my various pages (based on my
>    examination of my logs) and some days they cannot come up with any
>    good ads at all. According to their figures, I am getting about 1.2 %
>    rate of impressions to clicks, but most people seem to get a lot
>    more. PAT]

> I bet Google's hit count is more accurate regarding readership than
> examining your logs.  Although your logs are correct for pages served,
> you cannot assume that every serve is to a human being.  For example,
> any spider or robot looking at your pages will appear as a hit in your
> logs, but that robot will not trigger Google's hit counter because the
> robot won't go to Google's site to fetch the ads.

Depending on your web host, you can turn on something called 'referrer
logs.'  The referrer logs show WHERE the link to your page came from,
and in the case of search engines often show the search keys that were
used to find you.  I often find it amusing to see what people used to
find my pages.

Knowing what keywords people actually used can help you put together
the meta keyword and description tags in your pages, to make you even
more findable.  ie., if they put in 5 keywords and your tags only have
two of them, maybe you should include the others for folks that only
used THOSE.

I also sometimes find other pages that have links to me that I didn't
know about.

-- Gary Breuckman

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From: kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: EFF: Anti-Spam Measures Block Free Speech
Date: 23 Nov 2004 13:23:14 -0500
Organization: Former users of Netcom shell (1989-2000)


Barry Margolin  <barmar@alum.mit.edu> wrote:

> Where does it say that this is the reason why MoveOn.org's mail is
> being blocked?  One of the other problems that the white paper
> mentioned is mailers that assume that any bulk email is spam -- but
> legitimate mailing lists will necessarily send out bulk email.

It doesn't.  In fact, MoveOn.org's mail is blocked because they
persist in sending huge amounts of mail out to people who never
requested it.

It's true that they are downstream of above.net, and it's true that a
lot of folks do block above.net because they cater to so many
spammers.  So you can well imagine collateral damage resulting to
legitimate customers of above.net.  It's possible that it would have
been the case if MoveOn.org was a legitimate customer, but they
aren't.  They are spammers, and therefore they get treated like
spammers.

The collateral damage issue is a serious one, but it's about the only
way to get large ISPs to take the spam problem seriously.  What is
currently happening in Korea is a fine example of what happens when
largescale blocking of spamming ISPs does not occur.

> What bugs me is EFF's use of the phrase "free speech" to make this
> sound like a 1st Amendment issue.  The 1st Amendment only limits the
> *government's* ability to curtail free speech.  It doesn't require
> organizations to facilitate any particular communications.

And it certainly doesn't require ME to use MY resources to facilitate
someone else's communications.

--scott

"C'est un Nagra.  C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

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Subject: Re: The Persuaders
From: tom.horsley@att.net (Thomas A. Horsley)
Organization: AT&T Worldnet
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 22:47:38 GMT


The most fascinating aspect of TV advertising is to listen to TV
executives telling their advertisers how effective TV ads are at
influencing viewers one day, then see them in a Senate hearing the
next day saying that violence on TV doesn't have any effect at all on
viewers who are far too smart to confuse fiction and reality.

I wish they would at least make up their minds about how influential
TV really is :-).  

-- 

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From: Patrick Townson <ptownson@massis.csail.mit.edu>
Subject: Deja Vu All Over Again
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:56:04 -0600


A message from my cousin, Ken Bryant of interest.

  From: "Ken Bryant" <kpbryant@ix.netcom.com>
  Sent: Monday, November 22, 2004 11:21 PM
  Subject: Deja Vu all over again


> Can you say Vietnam?  Ah ... there ... I thought you could.

> 40 years to the day since Lyndon Johnson in 1964.

> More Troops May Be Needed in Iraq
> Monday, November 22, 2004

> Senior military commanders told FOX News that they are considering a
> slight increase in combat power in Iraq prior to that country's
> elections at the end of January.

> The Washington Post, citing unnamed military commanders, reported on
> Monday that the top brass is considering increasing the total number of
> combat forces to go after terrorists that fled Fallujah after the U.S.
> and Iraqi-led offensive there.

> U.S. and Iraqi troops continue to clear the last of the resistance from
> Fallujah, the main rebel bastion that was stormed Nov. 8 in hopes of
> breaking the back of the insurgency before the Jan. 30 election.
> American commanders said U.S. and Iraqi forces killed more than 1,000
> enemy fighters during the eight-day battle there and found torture
> chambers and the suspected headquarters of Al Qaeda-linked terrorist Abu
> Musab al-Zarqawi.

> The Pentagon last month ordered about 6,500 soldiers in Iraq to extend
> their tours by up to two months. Military officers told the Post that
> the exact number of extra troops needed is still being reviewed but
> estimated it at the equivalent of several battalions, or about 3,000 to
> 5,000 soldiers. The number of U.S. troops in Iraq fell to nearly 100,000
> last spring before rising to 138,000, where it has stayed since the
> summer.

> Senior commanders told FOX News that the increase being considered in
> Iraq will be much like the increase seen in Afghanistan prior to those
> elections, but on a bigger scale.

> The troop movement in Iraq has always been a possibility, and now with
> the success in stomping out much of the insurgency in Fallujah, one
> senior commander said: "We have to keep the pressure on."

> Lt. Gen. Lance Smith, deputy commander of U.S. Central Command, said
> Friday that military leaders will further assess the situation as time
> goes on and will look at the impact of the Fallujah operation on the
> entire country. Currently, the United States has 18 brigades in Iraq.

> "We will expect, by using extensions of some troops that were only
> planning on being over there for 10 months, extending them another two
> months so that they still would be on the ground, you know, about a
> year, and using that to add additional forces over there," Smith said.
> "The issue, by the way, is not just numbers. The issue is really about
> experienced troops during this period of time of expected increased
> violence."

> Smith postulated that about an additional brigade's worth of forces may
> be needed but that number hasn't yet been finalized. It's not the
> military's intent to keep troops in Iraq beyond a year, Smith said. A
> brigade is usually 2,500 to 3,500 troops.

> "If we believe the security situation requires that, we will make the
> appropriate recommendation to the secretary and through our leadership
> channels," he added.

> Troop numbers could reach about 141,000 to 145,000, Smith said.

> The military also hasn't ruled out using the U.S. strategic reserve
> forces, he said.

> "But again, I think too early to try and decide that until we really see
> what's happening with the - after - in the aftermath of Fallujah."

------------------------------

From: Lisa Minter <lisa_minter2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Last Laugh! Online Casino Buys Virgin Mary Sandwich for $28,000
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:06:58 EST


MIAMI (Reuters) - An online casino won the eBay bidding for a
decade-old cheese sandwich bearing what some people consider a
likeness of the Virgin Mary and immediately began hawking Virgin Mary
Grilled Cheese T-shirts.


GoldenPalace.com's bid of $28,000 was the highest offer for the
sandwich when bidding closed late on Monday, the Internet casino's Web
site said.

The seller, Fort Lauderdale, Florida resident Diana Duyser, says she
made the cheese sandwich 10 years ago and after taking a bite, saw
"the Virgin Mary staring back at me."

In her eBay ad, Duyser said the sandwich has been kept in a plastic
case for a decade and has developed no mold or bacteria. "It is like a
miracle," she said.

"I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the
Virgin Mary, Mother Of God," the ad said. "That is my solemn belief,
but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not
scamming anyone."

GoldenPalace.com said on its Web site that the "sacred sandwich" had
received more than 1.7 million hits since being posted on eBay. The
company's chief executive, Richard Rowe, said the sandwich would be
used to raise money for charity.

The T-shirts, in various styles bearing a picture of the sandwich and
a GoldenPalace.com logo, sell for $19.99.

"We believe that everyone should be able to see it and learn of its
mystical power for themselves," Rowe said.


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From: Patrick Townson <ptownson@massis.csail.mit.edu>
Subject: Last Laugh! Ordering Pizza by Phone in 2008
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:52:35 -0600


This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2008 that
I'm not sure how funny this really is or if it should be a last laugh.

ORDERING PIZZA BY PHONE IN 2008 - 

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.  May I have your national ID
number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.

Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
6102049998-45-54610.

Operator: Thank you Mr. Smith.  I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at
Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566.  Email
address is smith@home.net Which number are you calling from?

Customer: Huh? I'm at home.  Where'd you get all this information?

Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.

Customer: The HSS, what is that?

Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will
add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.

Customer: (sighs) Oh well,  I'd like to order a couple of your All Meat
Special pizzas.

Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
 
Customer: Whaddya mean?

Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that
you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your
National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice .
 
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?

Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza.I'm sure you'll  like
it.
 
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?

Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
local library last week, sir.  That's why I made the suggestion.

Customer: All right, all right.  Give me two family-sized ones, then

Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids.
Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.

Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
 
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your
credit card balance is over its limit.

Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver
gets here.

Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is
overdrawn also.

Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
How long will it take?

Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,
sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em  while you're out
getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a
little awkward.

Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?

Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the
tank yesterday.

Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#

Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a
July 4, 2003, conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see
here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge
Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the
State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your
return to society?

Customer: (speechless)
 
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?

Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution our country
started using in 2006 prohibits this.

Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.

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