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TELECOM Digest     Mon, 30 Aug 2004 22:37:00 EDT    Volume 23 : Issue 405

Inside This Issue:                             Editor: Patrick A. Townson

    Telecom Update (Canada) #446, August 30, 2004 (Angus TeleManagement)
    Postwar Bell System - Controversy? (Jeff nor Lisa)
    Obituary: Walter J. Zenner, 1904-2004 (Jim Haynes)
    Looking for Receive-Only VoIP (Mark Atwood)
    Sprint Settlement Notice: Free Sprint Phone Card (ninja_fanatic)
    Re: Microsoft Changed My Mind (Paul A Lee)
    Re: Microsoft Changed My Mind (Steve Sobol)
    Presidential Debate on Tuesday, August 31 Probably on TV (Pat Townson)
    Re: Last Laugh! Boom! (Thomas A. Horsley)
    Re: Specific Telephone Numbers (Tony P.)
    Re: LNP Wireless to Voip Possible? (John R. Levine)
    Comcast to Market New Video Recorder (Monty Solomon)
    Last Laugh! Visiting the Doctor's Office (Lisa Minter)

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Subject: Telecom Update (Canada) #446, August 30, 2004


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IN THIS ISSUE:

** Ottawa Ends Wireless Spectrum Cap
** Telus Merges Sales Groups, Plans Staff Cuts
** Federal Mediator Enters Aliant Strike
** Local Resellers to Get Toll Compensation
** Bell Buys Spectrum From Kedar
** Wi-LAN Reports Loss, Replaces Staff
** Telus Says Competitors Failing to File IXPL Reports
** Mitel Launches Call Accounting
** Rogers Upgrades Wireless Desktop
** Rogers Picks Azaire for Hotspots
** Spotwave Raises $12 Million
** Court Denies Verisign Challenge to Icann
** Com Dev Back in the Black
** Living With Converged Networks

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OTTAWA ENDS WIRELESS SPECTRUM CAP: Industry Canada has rescinded the
rule that limits the amount of radio spectrum a cellular telephone
company can hold. The change removes a major barrier against mergers
and acquisitions in the mobile phone industry: Telus, which is
currently trying to buy Microcell, could be the first major
beneficiary.

http://strategis.ic.gc.ca/epic/internet/insmt-gst.nsf/en/sf05645e.html

TELUS MERGES SALES GROUPS, PLANS STAFF CUTS: Telus says it will
combine its Client Solutions (large business) and Business Solutions
(small and medium business) sales units into one by October. Joe
Natale, current President of Client Solutions, will head the merged
unit; Business Solutions President John Maduri has left the company.

FEDERAL MEDIATOR ENTERS ALIANT STRIKE: Following a public appeal by
labour ministers and premiers from all four Atlantic provinces,
federal Labour Minister Joe Fontana has asked Aliant and its unions to
meet with a federal mediator today. The strike began on April 23; the
two sides have not met since July.

** The union is seeking enhanced pensions and benefits, and
    greater job security in face of efforts by the company's
    owner, BCE, to move back-office functions to Bell Canada.

LOCAL RESELLERS TO GET TOLL COMPENSATION: Responding to an application
by West Coast Teltech and A&A Call Link Telesolutions, the CRTC has
reversed a previous ruling, now saying that "one-hop resellers" are
entitled to compensation for lost business when local calling areas
are expanded. (See Telecom Update #382, 390)

www.crtc.gc.ca/archive/ENG/Decisions/2004/dt2004-56.htm

BELL BUYS SPECTRUM FROM KEDAR: The newsletter Report on Wireless says
that the high-speed wireless net Bell Canada plans to build in Alberta
will use spectrum acquired from Mobilexchange Spectrum, a company
controlled by telecom entrepreneur Mike Kedar. Kedar acquired six
wireless licences in the 24 GHz range in January from Wispra, which
had paid $74 million for them in the 1999 auction but never launched
service. (See Telecom Update #417, 445)

Wi-LAN REPORTS LOSS, REPLACES STAFF: Wi-LAN Inc's third quarter
revenue was $6.1 million, down from $7.5 million a year ago. The
company had a net loss of $4 million. CEO Sayed-Amr El-Hamamsy says
that as a result Wi-LAN is "replacing under-performing marketing and
sales personnel, including some senior executives," and is looking for
two new vice-presidents to head sales and marketing.

TELUS SAYS COMPETITORS FAILING TO FILE IXPL REPORTS: Telus says that
competitors have not informed the CRTC about routes where they are
offering inter-exchange private line service, which would trigger
deregulation of Telus' IXPL service on those routes. Telus has asked
the CRTC for stiffer reporting requirements.

www.crtc.gc.ca/PartVII/eng/2004/8640/t66_200408915.htm

MITEL LAUNCHES CALL ACCOUNTING: Mitel Networks has introduced the IP
Telephony Accounting Solution, a utility that monitors and reports on
corporate telephone usage. It includes fraud detection, validation of
carrier billing, and call flow forecasting.

ROGERS UPGRADES WIRELESS DESKTOP: Enhanced Wireless Desktop version
4.4, released last week by Rogers Wireless, supports e-mail
synchronization with the Treo 600 smartphone and other
devices. Subscribers to any of Rogers' Wireless Data Service plans can
obtain Enhanced Wireless Desktop at no additional charge.

ROGERS PICKS AZAIRE FOR HOTSPOTS: After an RFP process that began last
December, Rogers Wireless has selected California- based Azaire
Networks to provide secure authentication and authorization services
in Rogers Wi-Fi hotspots across Canada. The software will allow
customers to pay by credit card or have their charges applied to a
Rogers Wireless account.

SPOTWAVE RAISES $12 MILLION: Ottawa-based Spotwave Wireless, a
developer of in-building wireless coverage technology, has raised $7
million in new venture capital, and received a $5 million line of
credit from Royal Bank.

COURT DENIES VERISIGN CHALLENGE TO ICANN: A U.S. federal court has
thrown out Verisign's suit charging the Internet Corporation for
Assigned Names and Numbers with antitrust violations. Verisign
launched the suit when ICANN ordered it to stop transferring customers
who mis-typed web addresses to its own website.

COM DEV BACK IN THE BLACK: Com Dev International, a Cambridge-based
satellite components maker, reports May-June sales of $32.4 million,
42% higher than last year. Profits were $4.2 million, similar to the
previous quarter and an improvement from a $1.6 million loss a year
ago. (See Telecom Update #413)

LIVING WITH CONVERGED NETWORKS: It's one thing to decide to merge
enterprise voice and data on a common IP network; it's quite another
to make it work properly. The September Telemanagement includes a
feature report on "Designing Converged Networks for Manageability,"
including a seven-step troubleshooting checklist.

Also in this issue:

** IP Centrex Comes of Age: a review of hosted services from
    Telus, Bell, and OneConnect.

** A Buyers Guide to Broadband-IP Phone Services: what to
    watch for (and watch out for) including a summary of
    services now available in Canada from nine companies.

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From: hancock4@bbs.cpcn.com (Lisa Hancock)
Subject: Postwar Bell System - Controversy?
Date: 30 Aug 2004 14:04:58 -0700
Organization: http://groups.google.com


The people, business, and government of the United States put aside
their differences for the duration of WW II.  Everyone was united to
defeat the enemy.

However, the minute the war ended old issues erupted with a fury.

What was the public image of the Bell System during those years?

For background:

  The public demanded the servicemen be brought home at once, even
though it would take months for ships and trains to get them home.

  Business demanded an end to price controls though that result in
rapid inflation due to scarcity of consumer goods.

  The public demand consumer goods even though it would take time
to convert factories from war to domestic production and get
raw materials.

  In politics, the Dems and Repubs were at each other's throats.
Communism was a big issue because of Stalin's aggression and
the discovery of communist spies in government and labs.

Did the Bell System get hit with the communist witchhunts?  (There
really were active communist spies and agents out there, but the
McCarthyites missed them and went after innocent people instead).  Did
the Bell System make it's people sign loyalty oaths or conduct
background checks for past party membership as did other
organizations?  [AFAIK, the Bell System was not affected by this.]

The Bell System had a huge backlog of service requests to fulfill
and it took years to catch up.  New housing developments had a payphone
battery on a corner until home phones could be installed.

  Did the public or regulators get impatient with the Bell System
as time wore on?  Looking backward, did the Bell System do all it
could to meet the demand for service -- were new W/E plants built,
were new installers hired and exchanges expanded on a timely basis?

  I've seen their publicity literature and they said they were doing
all those things, but in hindsight, were they doing the best possible?

Also, as the postwar era wore on and phones got installed, it became a
bigger part of our culture.  I believe thanks to carrier, long
distance rates were reduced.  Were there any "intellectuals" who
criticized the growth of the telephone and Direct Distance Dialing?

The official Bell System history doesn't really go into this sort of
thing.  It is more technical, describing all the innovations that were
put into service in those years.  As mentioned, the publicity
documents (ie employee newsletters) talked of the big effort the
company was making to meet the backlog, but that is not an objective
source.

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Subject: Obituary: Walter J. Zenner, 1904-2004
Reply-To: jhaynes@alumni.uark.edu
Organization: University of Arkansas Alumni
From: haynes@alumni.uark.edu (Jim Haynes)
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:15:34 GMT


See Who's Who in Engineering for 1940s-1950s

Chicago native Walt Zenner was a graduate of Armour Institute, now
Illinois Institute of Technology.  He worked for Teletype Corp. from
1925 until he retired in 1965, when he was V.P. of R&D.  Then he
co-founded Extel.

This is an obituary from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel for Walt
Zenner who passed away on August 27 at the age of 100.

Zenner, Walter J.
Publication Date: August 29, 2004

Born in Chicago February 21, 1904, passed away august 27, 2004.
Survived by his wife, Lois A. (nee Martin) Zenner; sons, John "Jack"
(Diana) Zenner and Tom Zenner; daughters, Mary (Harold) Webster and
Chris (Larry) Litwin; 11 grandchildren and 22 great-grandchildren. He
was preceded in death by his first wife, Mildred in 1975. Mr. Zenner
was an inventor of communication products covered by 115 US patents
and was vice president of research and development of Teletype Corp.
from 1928 to 1964. He was also co-founder and chairman of Extel Corp.
an early manufacturer of both dot matrix and ink jet printers of his
design. Friends may visit on Monday from 4 to 8PM at the Funeral Home
and on Tuesday from 1PM until time Funeral Servcie 2PM at First
Congregational Church in Mukwonago (231 Roberts Dr., Mukwonago).
Burial Wednesday 1PM at Mt. Emblem Cemetery, Elmhurst, IL. Memorials
to First Congregational Church of Mukwonago or Kiwanis Manor in East
Troy.

SCHMIDT & BARTELT

VAN VALIN

Funeral and Cremation Service

315 Main St. (Hwy ES) Mukwonago

jhhaynes at earthlink dot net


[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: Wasn't an electronic item common in 
radios and television sets specifically named after him which was
called the 'Zenner Diode'? In a brief summary, will someone tell us
what was the purpose of the 'Zenner Diode'?    PAT]  

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Subject: Looking For Receive-Only VoIP
From: Mark Atwood <mra@pobox.com>
Organization: EasyNews, UseNet made Easy!
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:52:27 GMT


I'm looking for a VoIP provider that can receive a call on a NANP
number, but cannot call out.  I expect that such a service would be
relatively less expensive to provide (no need to pay termination
charges to anyone else).

Are any of the players doing this?


Mark Atwood    |  When you do things right, people won't be sure
mra@pobox.com  |  you've done anything at all.
http://www.pobox.com/~mra  |  http://www.livejournal.com/users/fallenpegasus

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From: ninja_fanatic@yahoo.com (ninja_fanatic)
Subject: Sprint Settlement Offer: Free Sprint Phone Card
Date: 30 Aug 2004 14:52:08 -0700
Organization: http://groups.google.com


If you're interested in a free $50 phone card from Sprint check out
this link: http://www.casualcaller.com/images/settlementclaimform.pdf.

If you were ever a Sprint customer, you can make a claim by filling
out the form and sending it in!

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From: Paul A Lee <palee@riteaid.com>
Subject: Re: Microsoft Changed My Mind
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 16:36:06 -0400
Organization: Rite Aid Corporation


In TELECOM Digest V23 #404, Shalom Septimus <druggist@p0b0x.c0m> wrote
(in part):

> Remember that Spanish comedian that had a sock on his hand
> that he would talk to? Senor Wences, I think was his name.
> He'd talk, and the sock (with a face drawn on it) would
> answer him. The insane Central American dictator in the movie
> "The Inlaws" did the same sort of thing without the sock (he
> had the face drawn right on his thumb and forefinger, if I
> remember correctly -- been a while since I saw that picture).

Senor Wences himself used a drawn-on face, rather than a sock -- on
his Ed Sullivan appearances, at least. I dimly recall that he would
pull a black wristlet onto his arm, draw the face on his thumb and
the base of his index finger, and put a tiny wig over his knuckles as
Sullivan backed away and the lights went down.

There was another Wences character on the Sullivan show that was just
an articulated puppet head in a box, as I vaguely recall it.

Paul A Lee			Sr Telecom Engineer	<palee@riteaid.com>
Rite Aid Corporation	HL-IS-COM (Telecomm)	        V: +1 717 730-8355
30 Hunter Lane, Camp Hill, PA 17011-2410		F: +1 717 975-3789
P.O. Box 3165, Harrisburg, PA 17105-3165		W: +1 717 805-6208

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From: Steve Sobol <sjsobol@JustThe.net>
Subject: Re: Microsoft Changed My Mind
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:06:14 -0700
Organization: Glorb Internet Services, http://www.glorb.com


Shalom Septimus wrote:

> In the context of Usenet, a sock-puppet is what you call it when
> someone posts a message, and "someone else" posts a message agreeing
> with or supporting the first one, but when you check the headers you
> find that all the messages are sent by the same person using different
> aliases.  Essentially he's trying to make it look like he's got a vast
> groundswell of support, but in reality it's just the sock on his hand
> answering him.

> Presumably, what Steve meant was that this "friendly" who posted the
> original message was just a sock on BG's hand, giving us his message
> while making it look like it came from someone else.

Bingo. This is precisely what I meant. The poster to which I was
replying sounded an awful lot like a Microsoft shill.


JustThe.net Internet & New Media Services, http://JustThe.net/
Steven J. Sobol, Geek In Charge / 888.480.4NET (4638) / sjsobol@JustThe.net
PGP Key available from your friendly local key server (0xE3AE35ED)
Apple Valley, California     Nothing scares me anymore. I have three kids.

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From: Patrick Townson <ptownson@massis.csail.mit.edu>
Subject: Presidential Debate on Tuesday, August 31 to be Televised 
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:39:06 -0500


The first multi-party presidential debate of the 2004 election cycle
comes to New York on August 31st.  Michael Badnarik, the Libertarian
candidate, and Green Party candidate David Cobb, have confirmed that
they will participate in the event, scheduled for 7 p.m. Tuesday at
Sts. Cyril and Methodius Church, 502 West 41st Street.

Other presidential candidates, including President Bush, Democratic
challenger John Kerry, Constitution Party candidate Michael Peroutka
and Independent Ralph Nader have been invited to participate, as well.

The debate will be moderated by Walt Kane of News 12 New Jersey and
Robert Richie of the Center for Voting and Democracy.

"President Bush and Senator Kerry have been involved in 'sensitive
negotiations' over debates for some time," says Badnarik, 50, of
Austin, Texas. "But it isn't rocket science. We've secured a location,
moderators, and a format that gives every candidate a chance to
address the issues. If Bush and Kerry want a debate, they've got
one. If they don't -- well, that's a statement in and of itself."

The debate, which will be preceded by an all-candidate press
conference, allows each candidate a five minute opening statement, a
three minute closing statement, and two minutes to answer questions
posed by the moderators and the audience. The debate will be open to
the public, without "set-asides" for the campaigns. "In other words,"
says Badnarik's communications director, Stephen Gordon, "the real
public, not the fan club, will have a chance to grill the candidates."

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In addition to the debate at 7:00 p.m. EST, Tuesday, there will be a
fundraiser at 5:30 and a press conference at 6:00 p.m. the same day.

You are all invited to attend the debate and associated activities. 
The event is free of charge to the public.  However, seating is
limited.  In order to help defray the costs of the activity, your
donation of $50 ensures you a seat in one of the front rows of the
event.  You may make this donation by calling our debate coordinator,
Donald Meinshausen, at (551)358-4591 or by e-mail at freedonnow@yahoo.com.

At this moment, it seems likely, albeit with no guarantees, that this
debate will be televised.  We will do our best to keep you informed of
which media will be covering this event.

If you can't attend the debate, but wish to help defray some of the
costs involved, please contact Donald at (551)358-4591 or by e-mail at
freedonnow@yahoo.com today.

Please pass this message to other lists and people who might be
interested in attending or watching this debate.

Paid for by Badnarik/Campagna 2004. On Usenet in cooperation with
several moderated newsgroups which have agreed to post it.

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Subject: Re: Last Laugh! Boom!
From: tom.horsley@att.net (Thomas A. Horsley)
Organization: AT&T Worldnet
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004 00:17:57 GMT


Actually, I've always wanted something like that (I always though of
it as a "personal sarcophagus"), but I'm not all that worried about
terrorist attacks, I just want to avoid air conditioning and/or
heating the whole house when I'm only gonna be using the few square
feet of bed for the next several hours -- that and to keep out the
sound of the noisy dog barking next door :-).

>>==>> The *Best* political site <URL:http://www.vote-smart.org/> >>==+
      email: Tom.Horsley@worldnet.att.net icbm: Delray Beach, FL      |
<URL:http://home.att.net/~Tom.Horsley> Free Software and Politics <<==+

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From: Tony P. <kd1s@nospamplease.verizon.reallynospam.net>
Subject: Re: Specific Telephone Numbers
Organization: ATCC
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004 00:52:24 GMT


In article <telecom23.404.16@telecom-digest.org>, curious11112001
@yahoo.com says:

> I'm looking for TDD [not TTY] numbers, fax numbers, and dial-up modem
> numbers in:

> 1. Stamford, Connecticut 
> 2. Switzerland
> 3. Holland
> 4. Canada
> 5. France
> 6. Russia
> 7. Germany
> 8. London
> 9. Italy

> Thanks in advance.

I believe CT might be 711. 

------------------------------

From: johnl@iecc.com (John R. Levine)
Subject: Re: LNP Wireless to Voip Possible?
Date: 30 Aug 2004 21:39:04 -0400
Organization: I.E.C.C., Trumansburg NY USA


> Should I be able to port my current wireless phone number to a Voip
> account(T-mobile)?  I have read wireless to wireless and wireline to
> wireless, but cannot find any info either way on wireless to Voip.

All the VoIP carriers I know of that offer POTS phone numbers get them
from CLECs, so for portability purposes a VoIP line is a wireline
line.

------------------------------

Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:52:30 -0400
From: Monty Solomon <monty@roscom.com>
Subject: Comcast to Market New Video Recorder


By Peter J. Howe, Globe Staff  |  August 29, 2004

Starting tomorrow, Comcast Corp. will begin marketing an enhanced
cable box to New Englanders that will accelerate a revolution that is
changing television-watching habits, and the television industry
itself. The Motorola box, which includes a TiVo -style digital video
recorder, will allow millions of subscribers to watch shows on their
own schedule and skip through the advertisements.

Although the technology has been available for a few years, most
notably from industry leader TiVo, the adoption of the digital video
recording by the region's dominant cable provider signals that this
disruptive technology is about to go mainstream.

The Comcast digital video recorder, built around a large hard drive,
will be able to store 50 hours of regular programming or 10 hours of
high-definition format shows, while also letting people pause and
rewind shows as they are broadcast live. Comcast will charge $9.95 a
month for the system with no upfront installation charge, a steep
discount from TiVo, which charges at least $99 for a stand-alone
recorder plus $12.95 for monthly service.

About 5 percent of US households now own digital video recording 
systems, a figure that is expected to rise to 22 percent by 2008, 
according to The Yankee Group, a Boston market research firm. Even 
though the numbers are small, industry executives expect growing DVR 
usage to roil the $58 billion US television advertising market, as 
increasing numbers of consumers, particularly the most affluent who 
are most likely to rent the devices, get the power to program their 
own television viewing, and ignore the traditional 30-second 
television spot.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2004/08/29/comcast_to_market_new_video_recorder/

------------------------------

From: Lisa Minter <lisa_minter2001@yahoo.com>
Subject: Last Laugh!  A Visit to  Doctor's Office
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 14:46:22 -0500


There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.  I
know most of us have experienced this.  You got to love the way this
old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.  As he
approached the desk, the receptinist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people.  You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem
further with the doctor in private. "

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.  The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter.  

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