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TELECOM Digest     Thu, 24 Jun 2004 01:48:00 EDT    Volume 23 : Issue 304

Inside This Issue:                             Editor: Patrick A. Townson

    Exciting News For One UNI-P CLEC's Customers (TELECOM Digest Editor)
    Panel: VoIP Savings Not Enough To Draw Customers (VOIP News)
    Vonage Chooses UTStarcom for Unified Messaging Services (VOIP News)
    Boingo Bets on VOIP (VOIP News)
    FCC Commissioners Say States Should Leave VoIP Alone (VOIP News)
    United States: Is State Excise Taxation of VOIP Services (VOIP News)
    Free VOIP Resource Site - H.323, MGCP, SIP, MEGACO, VOIP PBX (tekjockey)
    Re: My Policy on Advertisement Messages (Thomas Cawley)
    Lingo VoiP Phone and RCN Cable Modem (Brian E Williams)
    Re: International VoIP (John Levine)
    Re: Telus Prevents Residential Clients From Sending Email (Henry Schaffer)
    EFFector 17.23: How Doesn't DRM Work? Let Us Count the Ways (Monty Solomon)
    Re: Norvergence Problems (Alderan)
    Re: Norvergence Working Here (Steven J Sobol)
    It's Better to Know - National HIV Testing Day is June 27 (Patrick Townson)
    Last Laugh! Ham Radio in Hell?  (Fred, WB4AEJ)

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Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 00:26:12 EDT
From: TELECOM Digest Editor <ptownson@telecom-digiest.org>
Subject: Exciting News For One UNI-P CLEC's Customers


I was downtown today (4th Wednesday of each month is when my Social
Security Disability Check arrives each month) getting some stuff at
Sayers (Ace Hardware) and Radio Shack, across the street, when I 
ran into Duane, the owner/operator/manager of our local phone company
Prairie Stream Communications. I was getting a supply of AAA batteries, 
Duane was getting a few small parts of some kind or another.

We got to talking about the latest revolting development, that the
courts have ruled in favor of Bell and setting the price for UNI-P
guys to stay in business. Duane said "as usual, Southwestern Bell is
being very outrageous in their demands. Sprint Local (United Tel in
the northern part of Kansas) actually had the nerve to tell us and
the government that *their* loops were going to cost $140 per month ...
or about three to four times what we (or even *they*!) charge the
end users. SBC heard that and said 'well that is what we will charge
Prairie Stream also ...'  "   So I asked him does this mean Prairie
Stream will go out of business soon?  

Duane said, "first of all, none of the telcos, Bell or United, is
gonna make any changes until at least after the election. I guess
Bush told them to lay low so people don't get even more angry with
their telephone bills. His popularity is getting worse and worse with 
each passing day, he dare not offend even more people; that's why with 
a wink and a nod, and most people's short memory or grasp of phone-
related matters they will largely forget about how Bell does business,
etc. "

So we are all set until December or January?  Duane replied, "Even 
longer than that ... I am building a C.O. for Prairie Stream." When
my eyes finished bulging out of my head, he continued, "A two thousand
line switch for Independence, and the rural area. It should be
installed before Christmas, maybe around December 1."

I asked him how Bell would deal wih the co-location. Duane snorted,
rolled his eyes and said, "they wanted fifteen thousand dollars merely
to do an engineering survey of their building at 6th and Maple. That
now mostly empty building with the switch stuff on the second floor
and a empty first floor which used to be a very limited business
office (one rep, two cashiers, etc). Before they would even talk about
us co-locating there, they wanted that money up front to have their
engineer come from San Antonio to decide if we could or not. But of
course you know they would eventually decide we could, as long as we
further agreed to pay them a few grand each month in 'rent' for a few
square feet of floor space, coming and going as *they* wanted to
allow us; heat and a/c as *they* thought it should be, etc.

"So I just decided to not touch their stuff at all anymore, and bought
a building next door to them, across the alley between Maple and Main
Street. Got the whole building for only twenty thousand; a sort of old
place we will have to do some fix up work on.

My eyes bulged again, and I asked Duane, what about the local loops;
the last mile of the wiring. He replied, "I told you we were not gonna
touch their stuff any more at all, and I meant just that. I was at
City Hall earlier this week, and got the necessary permit to excavate
in the streets. We are gonna put fiber optic in the conduits all over
town; probably work with the same contractors who did Cable One on
some of that. The rural areas of southeast Kansas is where things
are at for me. And a couple of the rural telephone cooperatives are
thrilled to see me doing it."

I think he named a couple of them, Totah? and another one will
probably work along with him on it also; guys who have hated the Bell
for years from before even I was born. He said his best estimate for
a clean break from SBC was January 1, 2005, maybe by mid-month. I said
it all sounded a bit far fetched; he said so was TerraWorld back in
1995 ...  but I made that happen. Yes Duane, you did. Well, I
certainly wish him a lot of luck.

I think Southwestern Bell is just daring him go to ahead with his
plans. He said that right after Prairie Stream first got up and
running in 2002, "two or three management people from SBC came over to
spy on us and see what we were doing as a UNI-P. They referred to it
as a 'courtesy call' rather than 'spying' of course, and we all smiled
at one another but they insisted they did not see how we were able to
'make it work'. "Once I get it going, I will also start selling my own
DSL instead of reselling theirs or maybe I will continue reselling
their DSL as well; why not?" was his concluding remarks. I surely
wish him the best.    


Patrick Townson

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From: VOIP News <voip news>
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 20:11:04 -0400
Subject: Panel: VoIP Savings Not Enough To Draw Customers
Reply-To: VoIPnews@yahoogroups.com


http://cio-today.newsfactor.com/story.xhtml?story_title=Panel--VoIP-Savings-Not-Enough-To-Draw-Customers&story_id=25520


By Erika Morphy
NewsFactor Network

The barrier to widespread VoIP adoption used to be cost, but now it
seems that lower prices are not enough to draw customers en masse --
more nifty applications will be needed, says a panel at the ongoing
Supercomm 2003 conference.

Lower costs have long been the holy grail for corporates willing to
take a flyer on VoIP technology. But now that the price barrier has
been broken, ingratitude apparently is setting in.

The cheaper phone bills and lower maintenance costs finally possible
with the current technology simply are not enough, says a panel at the
ongoing Supercomm 2004 conference. In short, equipment manufacturers
need to come up with sexier apps than currently on the market if they
want the technology to gain traction in the marketplace, they say.

Full story at:
http://cio-today.newsfactor.com/story.xhtml?story_title=Panel--VoIP-Savings-Not-Enough-To-Draw-Customers&story_id=25520


How to Distribute VoIP Throughout a Home:
http://michigantelephone.mi.org/distribute.html

If you live in Michigan, subscribe to the MI-Telecom group:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MI-Telecom/

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From: VOIP News <voip news>
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 20:14:11 -0400
Subject: Vonage Chooses UTStarcom for Unified Messaging Services
Reply-To: VoIPnews@yahoogroups.com


http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/06-23-2004/0002198569&EDATE=

 UTStarcom's PCMS Platform to Provide Enhanced IP Communications Services for
             Vonage's Growing Customer Base in the US and Canada

    SUPERCOMM, CHICAGO, June 23 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- UTStarcom,
Inc.  (Nasdaq: UTSI), a global leader in IP access networking and
services, today announced that it has signed a contract with Vonage, a
leader in the broadband Internet telephony industry, to provide to
Vonage its 8250 Personal Communications Management System (PCMS).

    With UTStarcom's PCMS platform, Vonage can now offer its growing
consumer and small business customers advanced, cost-effective IP
communication services bundled with its high-quality voice-over-IP
(VoIP) service. Vonage will deploy UTStarcom's PCMS voice mail
application, which enables customers to access voice messages either
by phone, online, or via email. The company will initially offer the
service to its customers in the United States and Canada and plans to
expand the service globally in 2004.

    "Vonage chose UTStarcom's PCMS solution for its superior quality
and overall product set, which offers flexible features that are
compatible with our existing infrastructure," said Michael Tribolet,
executive vice president of operations for Vonage. "UTStarcom's system
will enable us to strengthen our market position in the VoIP industry,
starting with a vastly improved voice mail platform. And with its
global corporate stability, UTStarcom provides Vonage with the
products, service, and support that will help to ensure that our
customers will always have the best possible service."  UTStarcom's
PCMS platform also provides Vonage with a framework for deploying
additional revenue-generating IP services in the future. An end-to-
end VoIP solution, PCMS can support various applications, such as
voice/fax messaging, Pre-Paid Calling Card, Any-Where Access, Call
Monitor, and Call Handling. 

    PCMS can deliver these services over wireline, wireless, or
broadband access networks, creating a truly unified personal messaging
portal and experience regardless of the access methodology used by the
consumer.  "UTStarcom's contract with Vonage, a leader in the VoIP
industry, provides further opportunities for our IP products to be
deployed in the growing small business market," said John Giarolo,
vice president of sales in North America for UTStarcom,
Inc. "UTStarcom's innovative PCMS service portfolio will enable Vonage
to increase customer satisfaction and customer retention. We are
committed to a long-term partnership as Vonage's broadband telephony
needs expand."

    UTStarcom's PCMS Platform

    The UTStarcom 8250 Personal Communications Management System
provides tools to migrate customers from a legacy voicemail
platform. It offers service providers enhanced service portfolios and
revenue-generating services with compelling new features such as
Unified Messaging, voice/fax messaging, Pre- Paid Calling Card,
Any-Where Access, Call Monitor, and Call Handling. The system complies
with IMAP4, SIP, SS7, POP3, and SMTP protocols, and most all other
network standards and can be configured as a complete voice mail
system, a fully functional unified messaging platform or as a hybrid,
containing elements of both systems.

Full press release at:
http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/06-23-2004/0002198569&EDATE=

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From: VOIP News <voip news>
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 20:26:14 -0400
Subject: Boingo Bets on VOIP
Reply-To: VoIPnews@yahoogroups.com


http://www.unstrung.com/document.asp?doc_id=55114

CHICAGO Supercomm Hotspot startup Boingo Wireless Inc. is betting that
wireless LAN will become a hot item for cellphones within the next
couple of years and that it will be able to make seamless roaming
between 802.11 and 3G networks a reality.

Meeting with Unstrung today at the massive Supercomm tradeshow,
Boingo's president David Hagan laid out his firm's strategy for
allowing fast, unobtrusive transfers between WiFi and cellular
networks in both consumer and corporate environments (see Voice Over
802.11: Talkin' Loud; Sayin' Something? for more on the
voice-over-WLAN technology).

Hagan reckons the demand for integration between separate wireless
networks will be driven, in part, by wired and wireless carriers that
want to cut costs by implementing VOIP on their networks.

For carriers currently providing cable/DSL and other wireline
services, VOIP is seen as a mechanism that will allow them to
inexpensively offer voice services. "The broadband carriers love it,"
says Hagan.

Full story at:
http://www.unstrung.com/document.asp?doc_id=55114

------------------------------

From: VOIP News <voip news>
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 20:36:55 -0400
Subject: FCC Commissioners say States Should Leave VoIP Alone
Reply-To: VoIPnews@yahoogroups.com


http://telephonyonline.com/ar/telecom_fcc_commissioners_say/index.htm

By Donny Jackson

CHICAGO--FCC Chairman Michael Powell and Commissioner Kathleen
Abernathy yesterday reiterated their positions that state commissions
should not regulate voice over IP, a technology both regulators
indicated is an interstate service that should be under the FCC's
jurisdiction.

In his afternoon keynote question-and-answer session, Powell said he
believes states like New York that are trying to apply traditional
telecom regulations to VoIP providers are 'making a mistake, a very
grave mistake' that potentially can harm consumers and the
industry.

Powell said government regulation is appropriate when there is a
danger of market failure or a need to uphold certain core
values, such as protecting consumers. Neither circumstance applies
to VoIP, he said.
 
Full story at:
http://telephonyonline.com/ar/telecom_fcc_commissioners_say/index.htm

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From: VOIP News <voip news>
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 20:47:41 -0400
Subject: United States: Is State Excise Taxation of VOIP Services on Horizon
Reply-To: VoIPnews@yahoogroups.com


http://www.mondaq.com/i_article.asp_Q_articleid_E_26845

United States: Is State Excise Taxation of VOIP Services on the Horizon?
Helen E. Disenhaus

Originally published 2nd Quarter 2004

Freedom from some state and local communications excise taxation soon
may no longer be one of the advantages of Voice-Over-Internet-Protocol
(VOIP) services. The New York State Public Service Commission (NY-PSC)
has just issued a decision classifying Vonage Holdings Corporation, a
provider of VOIP services that utilize the public Internet, as a
"telephone corporation." While not a tax decision per se, this
decision has tax implications for both service providers and
end-users.

Full story at:
http://www.mondaq.com/i_article.asp_Q_articleid_E_26845
(Requires free registration)

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From: tekjockey@gmail.com (tekjockey)
Subject: Free VOIP Resource Site - H.323, MGCP, SIP, MEGACO, VOIP PBX, IP
Date: 23 Jun 2004 20:06:48 -0700
Organization: http://groups.google.com


We've put on-line a FREE VOIP LEARNING SITE. 

http://www.intersyncsolutions.com 

-Learn VOIP (H.323, SIP, MGCP, MEGACO), QOS, IP PBX Technology 
-Resourceful and Quality links on IP CONVERGENCE TECHNOLOGY 
-NEWS, LINKS and RESOURCES updated DAILY to keep you informed. 

GREAT FOR: 

-TECH PROFESSIONALS looking to get ahead on on VOIP, QOS, IP PBX 
-Business Professionals looking for VOIP solutions. 
-Students learning VOIP technology. 

Tech moves FAST and this will help you get there! 

http://www.intersyncsolutions.com 

JUST PURE GOLD....BOOKMARK it and TELL a FRIEND! ENJOY! :-)

------------------------------

From: Thomas Cawley <tpcawle@pacbell.net>
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:24:52 -0700
Subject: Re: My Policy on Advertisement Messages
Reply-To: VoIPnews@yahoogroups.com


Jack,

It's all good info. I am updating our VoIP training material and I get
a wealth of information from vendor, manufacturer and service provider
web sites. Just keep up the great work and we'll filter out the noise!
 

Thomas P. Cawley
Applied Professional Training, Inc.
Office: (800) 431-8488
Cell: (760)443-0899
Web: www.aptc.com

------------------------------

From: sorry_no_email@yahoo.com (BrianEWilliams)
Subject: Lingo VoiP Phone and RCN Cable Modem
Date: 23 Jun 2004 16:23:08 -0700
Organization: http://groups.google.com


I just ordered a Lingo VoiP phone which arrived on Monday.  After two
days, I still can't get it to work.  I asked RCN if they block TFTP or
ports 50, 60, or 69, and they said no.  I have a cable modem with RCN,
and Lingo thought the problem might be on RCN's end.

Hooking up the Lingo box right after the cable modem, it first
downloaded the firmware update, and all looks good.  Lingo (Primus
Telecom.) can see the MAC address hit their servers once, and that's
it.  No VoiP light and no joy.  I will probably RMA the unit and
cancel the service unless someone here has some suggestions.

I am interested in Lingo because of their unlimited Western Europe
calling from the US, so please don't suggest Vonage or any of the
alternatives unless they also offer this for free with their $20 a
month plan.

Obviously Lingo is not ready for prime time, but it's only a matter of
when, not if.  The phone companies must be wetting their pants over
this.

------------------------------

Date: 23 Jun 2004 18:50:44 -0000
From: John Levine <johnl@iecc.com>
Subject: Re: International VoIP
Organization: I.E.C.C., Trumansburg NY USA


> I have a question about the implementation of VoIP for international
> calls. From looking at the rate schedule for companies like Vonage
> it seems that once they get to the country of origin over the
> internet calls are connected via the PSTN from a PBX or similar
> switch and completed (perhaps over DOD trunks?)

I think that in the US, at least, the VoIP carriers make deals with
CLECs and the calls go out via the CLEC's switch.

> My question is how do they get away with it, since I can almost
> guarantee that this is considered bypass in most countries?

That's the question you're not supposed to ask.  The U.S. VoIP
providers say they only provide service in the US and Canada, and most
of them will only ship their equipment and bill to US addresses, but
of course once you have the stuff, they can't control where you use
it.

A few countries such as Panama have tried to filter VoIP data, but I
doubt that will be very effective.  It's too easy to move the VoIP
data around the filters.

> The International Settlements Policy is a serious matter in
> developing countries since it is international accounting rates that
> subsidize most network buildouts to provide basic phone service to
> the populace.

I realize that's the theory, but there's an awful lot of countries
where it's hard to see where all the settlement money went.  The
U.S. as a matter of policy has been trying to push settlement rates
down so I doubt you'll find much sympathy from the U.S. end.

Regards,

John Levine, johnl@iecc.com, Primary Perpetrator of "The Internet for Dummies",
Information Superhighwayman wanna-be, http://www.johnlevine.com, Mayor
"A book is a sneeze." - E.B. White, on the writing of Charlotte's Web

------------------------------

From: hes@unity.ncsu.edu (Henry E Schaffer)
Subject: Re: Telus Prevents Residential Clients From Sending Email
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 19:14:35 UTC
Organization: North Carolina State University


In article <telecom23.299.3@telecom-digest.org>,
Ed Clarke  <clarke@cilia.org> wrote:

> You block port 25 outgoing at the router from anything except
> authorized SMTP servers.  I do this for my own ISP to prevent spam.
> The "proper" way to contact an outside SMTP server is via the
> "submission" port (587) and to use SMTP AUTH on that port.  You have
> to tell Outlook/Mozilla/Eudora to use the alternate port ( and TLS/SSL
> etc.).

> You're going to see more and more of this because of the spam that
> comes from "owned" personal computers.  Thank your local spammer and
> cracker or virus writer for this loss of access to the raw SMTP port.
> Telus IS correct in blocking port 25; you should use an authorized
> alternate and TLS/SSL instead.

Our mail systems people analyzed a few hundred thousand mail messages
which came from some ISPs which did not have this outside-port-25-blocking
implemented.  They divided the incoming mail into two categories

1) mail that came through the ISP's mail servers;

2) mail that originated at an "owned" PC but didn't come through the
   ISP's mail servers;

and then analyzed them with one of the spam-block tools.
  
There was very little spam (10% IIRC) in category #1.  Category #2 was
90% spam.

  I can look up the details if that's important -- but the main message
was that we would prefer every ISP to do this, as without this the ISP
is basically unable to block compromised "owned" PCs ("zombies").

--henry schaffer
hes _AT_ ncsu _DOT_ edu

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 18:06:49 -0400
From: Monty Solomon <monty@roscom.com>
Subject: EFFector 17.23: How Doesn't DRM Work? Let Us Count the Ways


EFFector    Vol. 17, No. 23    June 23, 2004          donna@eff.org

A Publication of the Electronic Frontier Foundation  ISSN 1062-9424
In the 295th Issue of EFFector:

  * How Doesn't DRM Work? Let Us Count the Ways 
  * EFF Joins Coalition in Fight for Legal Uses of Digital
    Media   
  * EFF Stands Up for Election Integrity in California E-Voting 
    Lawsuit
  * RIAA Asks FCC to Lock Down Digital Radio Broadcasts 
  * Let the Sun Set on PATRIOT 218 - "Foreign Intelligence 
    Information"
  * EFF Seeks Dynamic, Motivated Membership Coordinator
  * MiniLinks (8): Induce Act = Hollings II?
  * Staff Calendar: 06.24.04 - Wendy Seltzer speaks at Supernova 
    2004, Santa Clara, CA; 06.28.04 - Cory Doctorow speaks at
    Tech Active, London, UK
  * Administrivia

http://www.eff.org/effector/17/23.php 
 
------------------------------

From: nsillc@msn.com (Alderan)
Subject: Re: Norvergence Problems
Date: 23 Jun 2004 12:07:44 -0700
Organization: http://groups.google.com


Not much left to do. I'm waiting for the cellular phone service to be
disconnected.  We have to keep paying the lease for the magic box,
find a new broadband and long distance provider, buy new cell phones
service, inform customers and supplyers for the 3rd time that our cell
phone numbers has been changed.  I feel like an idiot.

rwhite@lightship.com (Robert White) wrote in message
news:<telecom23.302.1@telecom-digest.org>:

> galip@hotmail.com (pricepc.com) wrote in message
> news:<telecom23.294.3@telecom-digest.org>:
 
>> We have been a customer of Norvergence for a year now and had many
>> problems. Now the worst problem ever, it looks like the company is
>> going out of business. Today Qwest dropped all of their customers from
>> the network. No Internet access no phone calls. Also last week
>> accidentally I hit the button on my cell phone and get the billing
>> information and Norvergence has $1.7 M past due balance to Sprint PCS.
>> Any similar experiences or any ideas? Please let us know.

> If you know of anyone who needs new services due to this problem
> please forward them to me.  My name is Robert White, I work  for
> Lightship Telecom and my number is 781-684-1149.

> Thank you,

> Bob White

------------------------------

From: Steven J Sobol <sjsobol@JustThe.net>
Subject: Re: Norvergence Working Here
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 14:15:39 -0500


norVsurvivor <norvsurvivor@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Dan Pearlman <DanielPearlman@Earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:<telecom23.296.3@telecom-digest.org>:

> Dan,

> Don't you think it would be a good idea to identify yourself as an
> employee of Norvergence? You are still the Market Vice-president
> (branch manager) in the Miami office aren't you? While we're at it,
> please explain how a Qwest problem created T-1 outages (Matix
> customers) and disruption of service to NorV customer with the SOHO
> solution (PIC'd lines) at the same time? Maybe NorV just didn't pay
> their invoice!

Why should he tell the truth? That's apparently not part of Norv's
corporate culture. :)


JustThe.net Internet & New Media Services, http://JustThe.net/ 
Steven J. Sobol, Geek In Charge / 888.480.4NET (4638) / sjsobol@JustThe.net
PGP Key available from your friendly local key server (0xE3AE35ED)
Apple Valley, California     Nothing scares me anymore. I have three kids.

------------------------------

From: Patrick Townson <ptownson@cableone.net>
Subject: It's Better to Know - National HIV Testing Day is June 27
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 21:01:06 -0500


[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: The following is a public service
message presented to the entire internet community by comp.dcom.telecom 
and other participating news groups by the National Association of 
People With AIDS ( www.napwa.org )    PAT]

               National HIV Testing Day

      Sunday, June 27th is National HIV Testing Day.
      If you've never been tested, or if you've had unprotected sex or
      shared a needle since your last test, now is the time to get an HIV
      test.

      IT'S BETTER TO KNOW
      Take advantage of treatment and care options.
      Visit www.hivtest.org to find a testing location near you.

      National HIV Testing Day is a project of the National Association
      of People with AIDS. www.napwa.org

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Reply-To: Fred, WB4AEJ <fred@wb4aej.com>
From: Fred, WB4AEJ <fred@wb4aej.com>
Subject: Last Laugh! Ham Radio in Hell? 
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 14:40:53 -0400


    A ham radio operator died.  He was given the choice of going to
heaven or to hell.  He looked in heaven, but they had zoning
ordinances against radio antennas.  He looked in hell and met the
devil.

    He asked the devil if they had ham radio in hell.  The devil took
him to the ham station showing him all the really neat ham gear that
they had there.  He then showed him all of the radio antennas.
Between the antennas and equipment, one should be able to run every
legal mode.

    The ham said that this was great so he'd choose to go to hell.
After he'd gotten settled in, he went to the ham radio station.  But
none of the equipment would turn on.

    He asked the devil why none of the equipment worked.

    The devil replied, "That's the hell of it.  We don't have any
electricity."

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