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Last Laugh! RSStroom Reader

CmdrTaco (
Thu, 8 Dec 2005 19:11:06 -0600

Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper
Posted by CmdrTaco on Thursday December 08, @02:29PM
from the raising-the-bullshit-detector dept.

0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be
aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is
a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P -- that's
right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet
seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints
the news you want -- not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the
rsstroom will never be boring again!

[TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: If you know how to program this RSS
reader, fine, but if you do not, the vendor will ship it to you
pre-programmed with certain 'factory default' settings regards the RSS
feeds, based on 'average' weight and posture on the toilet seat, and
including such gems of RSS feeds as Slate, PC World Communications and
Telecom Digest. PAT]

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