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Patrick Townson Personal Pages
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PROVERBS FOR NETIZENS
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the
species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins
with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great
groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular
phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes
in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is
the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall
inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than
you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must
come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. In Gates we trust (and our
tender is legal).
19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
20. Modulation in
all things.
21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
22. There's
no place like http://www.home.com
23. Know what to expect before you
connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we
practice.
25. Speed thrills.
26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a
day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for
weeks.
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