Message-ID: <20220504152723.3510B7ED@telecom2018.csail.mit.edu>
Date: Wed, 4 May 2022 15:27:23 +0000 (UTC)
From: Bill Horne <malQRMassimilation@gmail.com>
Subject: Celebrating five years, Verizon's adfellows announces bold
plans for expansion
NEW YORK - Today, as Verizon and its partners celebrated the
graduation of the fifth class of adfellows, Verizon announced its goal
to significantly expand the paid fellowship program, which is designed
to address the diversity and inclusion gap in advertising and
marketing by providing meaningful job experience and career
acceleration opportunities to the next generation of diverse talent.
https://www.verizon.com/about/news/celebrating-five-years-verizons-adfellows
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***** Moderator's Note *****
Step right up, brown people! It's new and improved, black people!
Congratulations, Asian people: listen carefully to the new crop of
Blow-Dried Airheads we're making just for you!
The struggles and deprivations of you ancesters have provided you with
an incalculatbly valuable commodity: the right to hear a bunch of lies
and half- and quarter-truths that will prepare you to be the next crop
of suckers whom we'll shear like so many of the sheep that came before
you!
Cry Hallelujah, newly annointed consumers! We've been waiting for you
to arrive! Here are just a few important things to remember:
- The Tall White Guy always knows what to do, and he always solves
all the problems in sixty minutes, with time out for the
commercials which will soon feature faces that look just like yours.
- Guns are good. When you put on a uniform and pick up a gun, you'll
be respected and feared and smart, just like the Tall White Guys
who came before you.
- You always have to stand up to bullies, and anyone who says that we
consume too much and steal too much and murder too many is an evil
com-mu-nist bully and must be destroyed.
Oh, by the way - you Red men should be grateful we didn't kill all of
you. Shut up and be content with your casinos and the other bones we
throw at you. Or else.
Bill Horne
Moderator
Message-ID: <20220504180819.31A4E7ED@telecom2018.csail.mit.edu>
Date: Wed, 4 May 2022 18:08:19 +0000 (UTC)
From: Bill Horne <malQRMassimilation@gmail.com>
Subject: Verizon working to fix issue affecting CenturyLink landline
calls in metro
Verizon says it is aware of a problem in the Twin Cities area where
some CenturyLink landline customers are unable to complete outgoing
calls to Verizon mobile customers.
Verizon says that its engineers are working on the problem and trying
to fix it as soon as possible.
5 EYEWITNESS NEWS reached out to CenturyLink and Verizon following
multiple tips from viewers reporting this specific problem.
https://kstp.com/kstp-news/local-news/verizon-and-centurylink-landline-phone-problem-identified/
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